Afternoons, long, long rides! Firecrackers, literally, not figuratively. She had five cats. The talking-talking-talking-Jesus-Christ-wont-he-ever-shut-up titanic self-absorption of the man! He closed his eyes and slid off the chair. Based on Thornton Wilder's play The Matchmaker, Hello, Dolly! yonkers and new york city, the end of the 19th century, College/University, Community Theatre, High School, Professional Theatre, Religious Groups. Id been seeing him because of my Pyromania thats a person who likes lighting fires-but you probably know that being University educated. I tell her she reminds me of Sandra Bullock. Straight down. IMDB: 7.2 And she says physical attraction is part of whats between them, and its her body. Horace: It takes a woman all powdered and pink to joyously clean out the drain in the sink! There are days when I rather be a man.. I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes. Cry the man mercy; love him; take his offer: 2 Care about you a lot, and that makes it superhard. Hello. Fuck, um well my parents sent me to a boarding school. So here it is, Part 1: The Shudder-Inducing-and-Cliched-However-Totally-False-Account-of-How-I-Lost-My-Virginity-To-A-Guy-At-A-Community-College. It doesnt matter. My friend Fitzy can get me floor seats. The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace. Oversized jacket. Dont repeat that. Ambrose Kemper: This doesn't concern her! I have for a very long time. Were talking about intercourse? I didnt come here for help. I want to be better to do good and better things and to make a proper sort of decision here, but I I cant. Ruben: I went straight to Sues house and was literally about to tell her and thats the night she said she finally wanted to have sex. is that, beyond the title song, there aren't any other truly standout songs. Yeah, its whatever, but this once, in the grocery store, were at Albertsons and were pushing four baskets around you wanna know how humiliating that shit is? Like I didnt know until that moment just how much I wanted to be a father. And he cant take that off at night. (beat) Some very bad guys strapped a bomb to my chest and they are forcing me to commit a crime. Evidence. Like its such an intense experience but then nobody knows what to fuckin say, even though nothing really bad actually happened. Hello, Dolly! What though you have no beauty, I hope youre not suggesting Im marrying your father for his money. Upgraded. You know the problem with pyromania? I dont know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. Ken: SO, I PUT MY HAND IN THERE. And you dont expect that when you break up with someone do you? (as if this is shocking) I was best friends with her in middle school. From the south, have a good job And an absolutely wonderful dancer, if I do say so myself. "Measure for Measure" by William Shakespeare: Act 3, Scene 1. is a musical filled with charisma and with heart. . Must you be therefore proud and pitiless? That make the world full of ill-favourd children: When it was time for her to leave, he asked if he could look at her face for a while so that he would have something beautiful to remember in the long months ahead. I still cant believe it. Study Guide-- Thetare Under The Stars What wicked and dissembling glass of mine There was a buzz around the caf all of a sudden. I cant imagine any other painter in the history of art ever tried so hard to be SIGNIFICANT! Dolly Levi: And on those cold winter nights, Horace, you can snuggle up to your cash register. Yes folks, its true. And why, I pray you? Of natures sale-work. The story is adapted from the 1955 play 'The Matchmaker'. Picnics. Carter: So how can I be yours? Dead? Head over heels. StageMilk / Monologues For Actors / Comedy Monologues. Now your boyfriend, Ive known since kindergarten. Shes dead now. Im trying to get something started, and she up and turns on the light and starts to cry and says weve got to talk. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. Its stupid, but like Id started imaginin it, what Id be like, walkin around with a little fella holdin me hand, teachin him how to cross the road, or a little girl and holdin her up in the air the way they look down at you, theyre so amazed to be up high. It is, however, a peculiar type of script and does not have the single most important aspect of acting which is listening/reacting. I hope they get here before it starts to rain.. Chub Chubs getting closer. The latest revival of the beloved musical 'Hello, Dolly!,' which stormed Broadway with Bette Midler in 2017, . There are only a few things in life that are guaranteed to be glorious and memorable and sparkling with gowns and cummerbunds. My wife left me. Then her mom called my mom and was, like, yelling at her. Yknow, about authentic love. Hello, Dolly! Louis Armstrong's "Hello, Dolly!". I dont do anything to give off any kind of interest whatsoever, I completely look the other way when I see eye contact happening and they STILL come over thinking theyre so suave and its simply repulsive. The monologue must be from a play or musical you have not performed in. Boom. There was fucking everybody: everyones hopes were up there in those two towers.Its a war, Talbot It is a war. Boos death hit the papers. My ego had taken a severe battering from her. Local caf girl is hit by a bike and a car and another bike. Prom is short for Promenade, a slow, gentle walk through a shady glen, and this beloved ceremony symbolizes our journey from the shadows of adolescence to the bright sunshine of the adult world with all its freedoms. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! I cant just live in this limbo. Then were in the bathroom, and shes putting all her makeup and shit into a bag, and shes telling me that its nothing Ive done, this Eric guy is totally different, they connect on a whole other level. People come that like, didnt R.S.V.P.! Sue was kind of prude. Im outta here. Into the shower. (moves to Fale, jabs him with a finger) You think I told her about the Army of the 12 Monkeys? JEFFREY abruptly switches from rage to good humor, adopting a supercilious smile and a patronizing tone. It was a joke, Amanda and her jonquils ! Made Brewster pigs in a blanket tonight before leavin. She closed the curtains after that. Theyd be racked with guilt. If you are reading a monologue below and feel excited to get up and have a play that is your monologue. Glittering stage numbers showcase a commanding Barbra Streisand as Dolly Levy, a New York matchmaker who can find a mate for anyone. And Lost my Anonymity Along the Way. Tricky though. Its just that for a moment I thought Martin was still with me and I panicked. 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Cohan: Biography, Music & Songs, Hair the Musical: Synopsis, Songs & Characters, Hard Rock Music: History, Artists & Bands, Hello, Dolly! Whenever, wherever I saw them, Id say, Stop ! Marissa puts her clothes on, and she goes back down through the window, back into the party. Thats all. . I expect. After I plan my future around our wedding. Because the truth is despite all facts to the contraryI still love you madly. I loved you and believed you and pretended not to notice the Streisand thing. I wouldnt think about it, if I were you. And as can be ascertained from the lyrics she is a very excitable figure, the life of the party so to speak. Not about the swearing, the things I called her, nothing. Youre jokin? I says. Like, totally. An Im delighted, like, that I dont have cancer cancer of the missin ball, an Im thinkin Ive a great story for the lads if ever I had the nerve to tell them, but all Im thinkin is, Am I fertile or not? I dont know what it is with me lately but I just get so UGH! I thought we had a really good time together and I was actually in a fairly Up state of mind for once. Doesnt matter hes charismatic. Do you know oh, Im almost too embarrassed to admit this Adam misses the bus sometimes. Why were you talking to Janis Ian? I can see that now. No, Im not in Spain, dear. Nor do I, really Its silly to be depressed by it. Some of us, however, love big, splashy, overdone musical scenes, of which the. Helen things are so tricky, life is. Cos I got bored and had sex with you? But they wrote the most incredible, passionate letters every day, and they really made those two hours count. Then its over. Copyright 1964 by Jerry Herman: Meredith: But none of those times were quite right. Thats a pretty over-the-top version. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Our 9x sold out online acting course returns soon. You see, heres the problem. They used to try to blow me up. Harrys a bit fat. So sad that he had to die in such shame. Then I get home and I make him breakfast. 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You would be amazed, a lot of shopping malls. Its weird to say this, because in many ways Im already in so deep. I feel like its a lifeline. And I can be proud of who I am. And thank God we didnt have any children. I just cant deal with your negativity while Im trying to grow into a fully-formed human. (to Kayleigh.) We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. If you really want to know, married life sucks. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. is a 1969 American musical romantic comedy film based on the 1964 Broadway production of the same name, which was based on Thornton Wilder 's play The Matchmaker. Dude, I understand. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. Its totally weird, like, taking all your clothes off and having sex with someone you barely know, and then being like Whats up now? You know? Let the food smile. I took quinine but kept on going, going ! Sometimes you just want a fucking still life or landscape or soup can or comic book! You know, Ive been thinking a lot about why we shouldnt get married. Life in a box is better than no life at all. Who knew hed go flying right off the roof? You hate everything. Three people died. Im nuts, you know, Im really crazy. Boom. Ive been at the hospital, Kayleigh. Hes not moving. And you will help me. Im sure you two will have a real great time. Overview by Stephen Rojcewicz, MD Plot Summary Take a look at our library of free monologues . For the next three years, they were allowed to see each other only once a year for two hours. Im taking care of it. l realize that it was Your divine hand that disqualified Tammy, and now Im asking that You go that one last mile and make sure to put me in office where I belong, so that I may carry out Your will on Earth as it is in Heaven. Max: For I must tell you friendly in your ear, It's not worth a thing unless it's spread around, encouraging young things to grow. So, the cops got me and Im sent to the shrink. But how was I to know? My mum was always saying bring Corey with you on the weekend and shed go all flushed and wear low-cut tops in the kitchen. Youd only get depressed. Unrequited passion, of course. Kim: Shoshanna: What? 'Cause I couldn't hide from him. I know you look at me now and think, boy she must have breezed through high school. Cornelius Hackl: We have to, 'cause some rotten cans of chicken mash are going to explode. And smelling like hibiscus. He drove a black Suzuki Vitara had five earrings and the word Fuck tattooed inside his lip. I did never think to marry. For more information, visit hct.org. Ive been trying to rationalize them away, pressure from the wedding, the intimacy of working together, but I cant. Uncontrollable passion, etcetera. Thats about as bad as it can get! It makes me laugh. "Her husband's death has been recent, she's more in love with his memory. HELLO DOLLY MONOLOGUE Leesburg Blues Brothers Tribute 100 subscribers Subscribe 2.5K views 10 years ago Cliff here reciting the Cornelius Hackle courtroom monologue from the staged musical.
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