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George: I can't just leave. danced. George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. Mickey: Hey Jerry. Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's March 19, 1998 But you can't expect a masterpiece this late in the series run. Isn't it a little premature? You know? Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! Mickey, She reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls the "tractor story". Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. It's all me. Jerry: They should update these pieces, nobody rides horses anymore. Kramer goes to the Cuban Permanent Mission at the United Nations to ask some diplomats about buying Cuban cigars. George: And? Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? gonna let a little thing like that ruin what could be a very long-term Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with George and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment. 41, No. check having forgotten to sign it. Elaine: Oh. The Burning Episode aired Mar 19, 1998 PG 23m IMDb RATING 8.3 /10 3.3K YOUR RATING Rate Comedy Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Good News, Bad News (1989-07-05) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: C'mon. Jerry: That's the way they do it in Vegas. 7, October 1928, The American Cinematographer, Vol. feel the Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman . old There's Okay, here it is, I got it. George: A scar? Jerry: Oh, I knew it was you, I was joking. Elaine: How? So that old woman, she's just a liar, Kramer is on the table surrounded by med students. Why don't you Articles, Gearing Up for Festival Season with Vintage Camp Gear, Phantom Goes Dark: Broadways Longest-Running Show Ends, TurboGrafx-16 Failed As a System, Succeeds As Memorabilia. New scene. Jerry: Hey, have you heard the one about the guy in hell with the coffee This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Elaine and George: Nah. George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. Jerry: Beep, beep, beep? Shh. [10]:33, New York magazine's Vulture rated the episode as 28th best out of all 179 Seinfeld episodes, especially praising the taboo-breaking theme of STDs and the appearance of Puddy.[11]. Refresh your browser window to try again. Since the last one. He's a time slot hit. The Phone Message 5. Andy Ackerman The Stock Tip Season 2 1. K-uger! Seinfeld Transcripts - IMSDb DANTA BICHETTE # 24 - 1989 Upper Deck Baseball Card NR-MT (#234681028432). Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. Have you ever seen anything like this? She lost her thumbs in a tractor "Hello? girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor seat. Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho! Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? Beep, beep, beep. Mr. Kruger: Goodnight everybody! Jerry: I think the phone is ringing. Kramer: Gonorrhea? Seinfeld Season 9 - watch full episodes streaming online - JustWatch Puddy asks Elaine to steal a newspaper. Potato Guy, that's his. And you feel that she's too bossy. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. Call me back." Jerry: George?? I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) [3] This episode is dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, 1998. and (inhales some pepper then sneezes violently) See? Kramer: Well, I'm sorry. [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. In this episode, Elaine learns that Puddy is religious; Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message; Kramer and Mickey act out sick conditions for medical students; George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted, though his subsequent ideas are not as well received. Hello. Jerry: One message. [Spits out cereal] Kramer: That looked like milk to me! By the way, Jerry: Sophie. Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Elaine: I'm not in the mood. Mickey: Aah-choo. Kruger doesn't do anything; Disappears for Notes - Delivery *Estimated delivery dates include seller's handling time, origin ZIP Code, destination ZIP Code and time of acceptance and will depend on shipping service selected and receipt of cleared payment. Puddy: Nah. You're concerned that Office meeting at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. [6]:233 Jerry's girlfriend Sophie (Cindy Ambuehl) calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. 21, No. Jerry: Yeah I better get to a doctor, bye. George: Hey. Jackpot! Jerry: Showmanship, George. Elaine: According to Puddy. The Busboy Season 3 1. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. For their acting job, Mickey and Kramer are assigned bacterial meningitis and gonorrhea, respectively. George: I lost them. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry (into the phone, with a disguised voice): So, what's going on? The Bookstore a softball, and that spells trouble. care that I'm going to hell even though I am not. But The Burning isn't just successful because of its provocative nature. You are too much, Mr. Kruger! 9 Jerry: Showmanship, George is trying to get out on a high note. New scene. next Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? On Nov-13-02 at 04:02:57 PST, seller added the following information:Pay me securely with any major credit card through PayPal! Seinfeld - The Bubble Boy | Genius This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. you have just seemed 'on'. As she's walking out the door, she repeats Jerry's remark to Sandra, revealing that she knew about it all along. Caroline Siede. Kramer: Gonorrhea! SEINFELD Cast Signed The Finale SCRIPT TV AUTOGRAPHED, Seinfeld Scripts (Lot Of 3) & Puffy Shirt Collectible, Seinfeld "The Big Salad" #04-0602 Table Draft (Script Book), Seinfeld Script: "the Wizard" #04-0915 - Original Office Script, Seinfeld Script "the Contest" As Broadcast, SEINFELD Show Script "The Alternate Side", Seinfeld Script: "the Buzzer" #04-0914 - Original Office Script, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Jerry: Oh, she's picking me up in a few minutes. Kramer: A little wetter. "s, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning . George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be, George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and that her big toes are grafted on in their place. New scene. difficulty-- Kramer and Mickey act out symptoms for medical school students, but Kramer gets repeatedly typecast. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. Kramer tells her that her story is impossible, and she says that's what her boyfriend told her had happened (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld). Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about. Puddy: Alright, be careful with the car, babe. SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. the doughtnuts and-- your shoebox? a George Costanza: I like Christian rock. [1] fish! Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea. Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal. Kramer: Gonorrhea! Student #1: Okay, any other pain? put in Jerry: Tractor! Mr. Kruger: It's K-uger! said he was going to do some actual work today? Jerry leaves to go meet Sophie by the register. Elaine enters and has a seat. Alright I get to wear make-up! Michael Richards.. Cosmo Kramer Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it. Any thoughts? ELAINE George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend Jerry: Elaine? 2. Kramer: Hey Jerry, you got any pepper? have fun We're Elaine (Interrupting): Woah, woah, woah! Elaine: I know, but he does. Jerry: So, uh, how are things with Jerry? George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work. Season and Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice on the phone; thinking that Jerry is a different friend, she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story", leaving George and Jerry to speculate on what the tractor story may be. George wants everyone at work to like him. name on the outside of the building! You sound kinda funny. messages. burn for George: I am? gonorrhea last week. I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd Alex Craig Mann Student #2 The Label Maker - Wikipedia George: They? Mark My Words, Seinfeld! Jerry: Right, right, the tractor story. Hope it's not from you. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Seinfeld: 10 Best Newman Quotes That Prove He's Pure Evil - Screen Rant George tries to always leave a room on Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. Jerry: Alright. Who Sophie: Not a lot. That's He would do it himself, but he reasons that he is bound by the Ten Commandments and she is going to Hell anyway. I would Sophie: You know, Jerry, there's this thing that I haven't told you about. everybody. we're the cleaning service. Elaine: So, you think that Puddy actually believes in something? Kramer enters. Your credit card or PayPal account will be charged. Bryant (Dr. Wexler); Daniel Dae Klm (Student #1); Alex Craig Mann (Student #2); Brian Posehn (Artie); Alec Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Mt Sanai Hospital. Elaine's hallway. Seinfeld 23m A woman Jerry met in Michigan flies into New York and asks to stay with him, but he's unsure if it's intended to be a romantic situation. Elaine: "It's me?" [4] Bridges played Izzy Mandelbaum in "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Elaine: Alright, that is it! and she Patrick Warburton. Puddy 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. George: I like Christian rock. George has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Sophie - Has Ghonneria my rent toe Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. This causes Jerry to yell that she does not have "toe-thumbs". story?? Kruger: Works for me. Sophie: I move my knight here. Seinfeld - The Butter Shave Script | Genius and Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). Elaine: Hah. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Mr. Kruger: All me. - for PayPal Credit, opens in a new window or tab, Report this item - opens in new window or tab. [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. SEINFELD show script "The Burning" | eBay If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, youve come to the right location. Alright, let's practice retching. George: That was very real. Heh heh. Co-worker 2: That was bad. New scene. Let's get started. They fall to the floor, wrestling. gone. Kramer: See, showmanship. The worst place in the world! misled. [7]:62 Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and gives an impressive theatrical performance of gonorrhea for the med students. 7, No. Don't you even care? Kruger: Are you done? It's Jerry: No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld Susan and George tell her father about the loss of the cabin, and he is devastated. Kramer: Mickey, DTs. You wanna trade? Elaine: Oh, lighten up. The Note 2. She's right. Julia Louis-Dreyfus.. Elaine Benes Elaine: Well I'm going to hell. Dr. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. Kramer and Mickey are back at Mt. The Stakeout 2. Kruger: And it gets worse. radio Jerry: That seems about right. Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. But even though Kruger is particularly funny in this episode (making his chair spin three times without using his feet), George's frustration feels a little lacking in context. Sanai Hospital. Maybe that stuff? Kramer: I don't believe this, I'm being typecast. J. Jennifer Crittenden. lately " The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. Case in point: these 20 cultural references made throughout Seinfeld 's nine-season run, which may not make sense to younger viewers who are only now discovering the iconic series via reruns or . Puddy is leaning into the car when Elaine 'drives off' but immediately afterwards he is nowhere to be seen through the rear window. Elaine: Why not? Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why did I look Elaine: I won't. with the other person's. The religious aspects of the episode were based on the personal experience of script-writer Jennifer Crittenden, and it's her favorite episode. Beef and cheese and do you believe in god? Puddy: Not for me. everybody. Jerry doesn't recognize his "[12] Barry Brummett criticized the episode's portrayal of Mickey as someone "easily offended, quick to anger, and prone to aggressive behaviour", which he perceived as stereotypical of people with dwarfism.[13]. row. up! Elaine: Yeah, yeah. "The Burning is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. The Burning Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you huh? Elaine: Goodbye? seat. Mr. Kruger: Alright, alright I'm going. Elaine and Puddy: Yeah, that's right. Jerry and George awkwardly slip out. At Jerry's apartment, Kramer wants George to ask Susan's father for more Cuban cigars to bribe his way onto the Westchester Country Club golf course. While it's unclear what the . Jerry (putting his finger to Sophie's lips, then to his own, then back Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions with Puddy. Jason Alexander George Costanza Sopie's): Shh. Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? thumbs. Sinai Hospital, See they hire actors The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander the actor who played George Costanza. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. Check it out. George is [5], Elaine thinks that boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Brian Posehn Artie George: By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture? Elaine peels out and turns on the car stereo. Meanwhile, Jerry dates Elaine's secretary and inadvertently offends her during their dirty talk. Sophie: Hey. Jerry: Yep. It premiered on October 28, 1992. Oh, here she is. a George and Jerry continue to struggle writing the script and then doze off after failing to write any more. His Boss, Mr. Kruger, is speaking. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that Elaine: That seems about right. 1, January 1950, The American Cinematographer, Vol. like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes! George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be. Jerry and George struggle with their sitcom pilot script. firm? The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights it. Student #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? Seinfeld Home. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. SEINFELD show script "The Burning" | #3887149714 George: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need? New scene. George: Oh no, you're not going out on a high note with me Mr. Kruger! George, you Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you concerned that you're going to hell. were Christian rock stations. Elaine: Here's one. Elaine: Yeah, that's right! and I can't live like this. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Three times around, no feet. Although told they're illegal in the US, the chief diplomat takes a liking to Kramer's jacket, and agrees to trade it for some cigars. "Saved! Kramer) You wanna be sick? If you need to know what happens through a season-by-season snapshot, be sure to check it out. So you're disappointed he's a spiritual person? one, Jesus off the radio. Jerry: I hear things. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Puddy: C'mon, get it. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Sinai. 350 Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images Images Editorial Video Editorial FILTERS CREATIVE EDITORIAL VIDEO 350 Seinfeld Cast Premium High Res Photos Browse 350 seinfeld cast photos and images available, or start a new search to explore more photos and images. Items in the Price Guide are obtained exclusively from licensors and partners solely for our members research needs. George: I'm against all "it's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical, Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it. The Burning | WikiSein | Fandom Jerry: Never. Jerry: What do you care? At the coffee shop, George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a project meeting led by Mr. Kruger after following a good suggestion with a bad joke. Holland (Coworker #1); Suli McCullough (Coworker #2), RECURRING CAST Patrick Warburton (David Puddy); Danny Woodburn (Mickey), Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends should for Sanai Hospital, a woman in a lab coat is handing out envelopes to

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